Once upon a time, Ogi Ogas and Sai Gaddam published a book called A Billion Wicked Thoughts, which analyzed 15,000 romance novels to find what these books thought women “want”. An article from Media Bistro highlighted what the authors found to be the top 10 professions of romance novel heros:
1. Doctor, 2. Cowboy, 3. Boss, 4. Prince, 5. Rancher, 6. Knight, 7. Surgeon, 8. King, 9. Bodyguard, 10. Sheriff
“But what about lumberjacks?” I asked myself. “This means I need to write about lumberjacks. Oh yes, there WILL be many ‘wood’ puns.” And thus the task was set.
While not much has been written yet, my friend underwatergunfight have been brainstorming and searching the net for inspiration. When we come across something inspiring, we will post or reblog it here.
Please note that this blog will be NSFW (not safe for work) and will contain many beard images.